floating across the english channel on ships made of shoes, two wandering wanderers hit the end of a camenbert rainbow. scared that the pot of gold would sink their sneaker they decided to call on a passing flock of seagull pirates to help them. however their one eyed leader: 'Barry the BAD' demanded they paid 50 euros. but all they had was a deflated balloon and a book of colours. the seagulls began to circle them, throwing kinder eggs and kit kats at their bearded faces. just as 'death by seagull' seemed almost certain, they remembered they were carrying something else....something else very important....the book of beards! the seagulls couldn't believe their eyes, they had never seen facial hair of such wonder! they immediately whisked the two stranded travellers up into their wings and flew them straight to pigalle. the sun set and the moon rose, and "we wear beards" was formed.
